Want to fight The scourge? Here's ANOTHER chance to do it:
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DECEMBER 8, 2013
HOWDY..WE IZ THE
UNITED WEST STAFF
KAN YOU GIVE UZ SUM MONEY
SO DAT WE KAN BE 'ROUND
IN 2014?
THEIR R FUR REAZONS Y WE NED UR DONASHUNS!
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'R Boss, Tom Trento is a terrible funraiser
and he ain't got us no money for 2014!
2
Ma neds a nu washer and Daisey
wants sum braces for her grill
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Their iz sum very bad terrorists out there
and we dun kick der butts!
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It's that donating time of the year where you can help our great
organization and even get a deduction from your taxes
so that you don't have to pay for Obamacare!
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JUST CLICK ON DONATE AND WE'LL SEND YOU
ALL THE SQUIRREL MEAT YOU CAN EAT!
HELP US SAVE AMERICA AND ISRAEL!
THE UNITED WEST IS AN APPROVED IRS 501-C-3 NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION.
ALL DONATIONS ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE
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