"Green Eggs and Ham"

I am Sam  (Thank you, Dr. Seuss!) 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Seuss

I am Sam 
Sam I am       

That Sam-I-am 
That Sam-I-am! 
I do not like 
that Sam-I-am 

Do you like 
green eggs and ham 

I do not like them, 
Sam-I-am. 
I do not like 
green eggs and ham. 

Would you like them 
Here or there? 

I would not like them 
here or there. 
I would not like them 
anywhere. 
I do not like 
green eggs and ham. 
I do not like them, 
Sam-I-am 

Would you like them 
in a house? 
Would you like them 
with a mouse? 

I do not like them 
in a house. 
I do not like them 
with a mouse. 
I do not like them 
here or there. 
I do not like them 
anywhere. 
I do not like green eggs and ham. 
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 


Would you eat them 
in a box? 
Would you eat them 
with a fox? 

Not in a box. 
Not with a fox. 
Not in a house. 
Not with a mouse. 
I would not eat them here or there. 
I would not eat them anywhere. 
I would not eat green eggs and ham. 
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 

Would you? Could you? 
in a car? 
Eat them! Eat them! 
Here they are. 

I would not , 
could not, 
in a car 

You may like them. 
You will see. 
You may like them 
in a tree?  
I would not, could not in a tree. 
Not in a car! You let me be. 

I do not like them in a box. 
I do not like them with a fox 
I do not like them in a house 
I do not like them with a mouse 
I do not like them here or there. 
I do not like them anywhere. 
I do not like green eggs and ham. 
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 

A train! A train! 
A train! A train! 
Could you, would you 
on a train? 

Not on a train! Not in a tree! 
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! 
I would not, could not, in a box. 
I could not, would not, with a fox. 
I will not eat them with a mouse 
I will not eat them in a house. 
I will not eat them here or there. 
I will not eat them anywhere. 
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 


Say! 
In the dark? 
Here in the dark! 
Would you, could you, in the dark? 

I would not, could not, 
in the dark. 

Would you, could you, 
in the rain? 

I would not, could not, in the rain. 
Not in the dark. Not on a train, 
Not in a car, Not in a tree. 
I do not like them, Sam, you see. 
Not in a house. Not in a box. 
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. 
I will not eat them here or there. 

I do not like them anywhere! 

You do not like 
green eggs and ham? 

I do not 
like them, 
Sam-I-am. 

Could you, would you, 
with a goat? 

I would not, 
could not. 
with a goat! 

Would you, could you, 
on a boat? 

I could not, would not, on a boat. 
I will not, will not, with a goat. 
I will not eat them in the rain. 
I will not eat them on a train. 
Not in the dark! Not in a tree! 
Not in a car! You let me be! 
I do not like them in a box. 
I do not like them with a fox. 
I will not eat them in a house. 
I do not like them with a mouse. 
I do not like them here or there. 
I do not like them ANYWHERE! 

I do not like 
green eggs 
and ham! 

I do not like them, 
Sam-I-am. 

You do not like them. 
SO you say. 
Try them! Try them! 
And you may. 
Try them and you may I say. 

Sam! 
If you will let me be, 
I will try them. 
You will see. 

Say! 
I like green eggs and ham! 
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am! 
And I would eat them in a boat! 
And I would eat them with a goat... 
And I will eat them in the rain. 
And in the dark. And on a train. 
And in a car. And in a tree. 
They are so good so good you see! 



So I will eat them in a box. 
And I will eat them with a fox. 
And I will eat them in a house. 
And I will eat them with a mouse. 
And I will eat them here and there. 
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! 

I do so like 
green eggs and ham! 
Thank you! 
Thank you, 
Sam-I-am