Saturday, December 7, 2013

Oh, C'mon! Help a Counter Jihadist!

Want to fight The scourge? Here's ANOTHER chance to do it: 


DECEMBER 8, 2013
 
HOWDY..WE IZ THE
UNITED WEST STAFF
KAN YOU GIVE UZ SUM MONEY
 
SO DAT WE KAN BE 'ROUND
 
IN 2014?
 
 
THEIR R FUR REAZONS Y WE NED UR DONASHUNS!
 
1
'R Boss, Tom Trento is a terrible funraiser

and he ain't got us no money for 2014!
 
2
Ma neds a nu washer and Daisey

wants sum braces for her grill
 
3
Their iz sum very bad terrorists out there

and we dun kick der butts!

4
It's that donating time of the year where you can help our great

organization and even get a deduction from your taxes

so that you don't have to pay for Obamacare!
 
***
JUST CLICK ON DONATE AND WE'LL SEND YOU
 
ALL THE SQUIRREL MEAT YOU CAN EAT!

   {no HillBillies were injured in making this email)
 
HELP US SAVE AMERICA AND ISRAEL!
 
THE UNITED WEST IS AN APPROVED IRS 501-C-3 NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION.
 
ALL DONATIONS ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE
 

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